tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22220585302648741072012-02-16T01:48:27.504-08:00贞的不好笑贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-57374086871092867182009-09-24T22:00:00.000-07:002009-09-24T22:06:40.607-07:00那天去supermarket,<br />我们要买鸡蛋，但是不知道放在那里，转来转去还是找不到<br />看到一位服务员就问她：“请问蛋在那里？”<br />她答我：“蛋 回了。”<br /><br />？？？？？？<br /><br />原来她是说:"Tan回了..."<br /><br />离开后，我们笑到很够力！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-5737408687109286718?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-29109913945980765512009-06-23T05:21:00.000-07:002009-06-23T09:59:07.873-07:00今早，我们去吃点心。<br />然后就有聊天，聊到过后我开学的事情。<br />伟亮就有问到：“酱你怎样去学校？”<br />“en no ...很麻烦啊~我每天要搭三轮车去学校咧！”<br />爱芬：“啊？！”<br />(她以为三轮车跑得快的那个...我讲的是需要搭三种交通工具才能到...）<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-2910991394598076551?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-10577267016032661102009-06-04T08:27:00.000-07:002009-06-04T08:44:56.460-07:00哪里的人很冷？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">thailand</span><br />哪里的人很喜欢牛屎？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">newzland</span><br />哪里的人很青？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">greenland</span><br />哪里的人很黑？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">holand</span><br />哪里的人很矮？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ireland</span><br />哪里的人很硬？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">england</span><br />哪里的人很碎？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">switzerland</span><br />那里的人很粉？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">finland</span><br />哪里的人有很多老婆？<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">poland</span><br /><br />by:ho jen n ho hui...笑死人了~wu~~~<br />（先想想答案，全部都不会时，highlight 可以看到答案。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1057726701603266110?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-13475821270140792152009-05-02T07:31:00.000-07:002009-05-02T07:54:17.098-07:00最近一直介绍燕婷听苏打绿的歌...<br />后来有一天，我开了一首佛曲。<br />问她好听吗？她很兴奋的说：“苏打绿的歌哦？”<br />我答：“苏你的头啦！（梳你的头啦！）<br />然后两个人就爆笑...wu~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1347582127014079215?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-5241224927308758512009-05-02T06:15:00.000-07:002009-05-02T07:30:32.220-07:00燕婷抓着她头发牢骚说：“我的头发很像草啊！”<br />我说：“等下羊来吃啊。。。”<br />wu~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-524122492730875851?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-31971915839624795772009-04-21T23:39:00.003-07:002009-05-02T07:25:59.257-07:00那天聚会，我们去吃shushi king<br />我想不到要吃那一个<br />永成拿着menu很耐心的问我要吃那一个<br />薏婷教他一个很浪漫的问法...<br />“不是这样...你应该这样问：小姐，coffee,tea or me?”<br />永成也这样问我...<br />我答：“我要me...mee goreng~”wu~~~~<br />哈哈！<br /><br />*不过薏婷真的很会这些男生把妹的方法，哈~如果他是男的一定迷死很多人...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-3197191583962479577?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-83374783050213606382009-04-17T09:24:00.000-07:002009-04-17T09:38:58.123-07:00会议结束回家的路上，<br />成慧载着我，文奕，苑雯，凯文<br />成慧问苑雯：“那你的数学好吗？”<br />苑雯回答：“ma ma 咯（差不多啦）”<br />凯文杀出一句："ma ma ?那么ba ba 咧？”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-8337478305021360638?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-18824485313921780272008-08-14T01:40:00.000-07:002008-08-14T01:59:29.936-07:00写英语作文时<br />突然想用"pro and cons"<br />可是又不确定自己有没有用错地方...<br />就和曼婷确定一下其意思。<br />结果曼婷...<br />“pro and cons ?popcorn 啦！”wu~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1882448531392178027?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-14488751938226721462008-07-12T09:28:00.000-07:002008-07-12T09:36:49.563-07:00原本当天的课是electromagnet<br />后来他却在讲故事。。。<br />从前，有一只毛虫<br />过着无聊的日子，他不像人那样，没有电视，没得上网<br />它很想要做一些特别的事情<br />想啊想啊。。。<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />终于想到了。。。<br /><br /><br /><br />他一根一个根的拔掉自己的毛。。。<br />ous!很刺激！ 再一个跟...ous!<br />他慢慢的拔，可是总还会拔完的<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />结果他变了蚯蚓<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1448875193822672146?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-89482747490272584962008-07-03T03:28:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:29:22.712-07:00那天和浩东一起走路回家。在carpark时，eii？鞋带掉了…我走去旁边车子位那里才蹲下来才绑，浩东觉得奇怪，就问我为什么要去旁边才绑，我答： “当然要去安全的地方才蹲下来绑，不然等下车子看不见，撞死我就惨…”后来还反问他难道他不是这样的吗？他说：“那么不是要走走走走到警察局才能绑？” wu ~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-8948274749027258496?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-66511884651549533312008-07-03T03:26:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:28:41.888-07:00车上有镇扬，应弘，姐和我….可能大家都累了，都没说话。冷气开得很大…姐突然说：“eii~ 原来我们走下走下来到去云顶的路了。“我回应道：“难怪开始越来越冷了“，他们三个都没反应…我却笑了！哈哈哈~wu~~~~冷啊！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-6651188465154953331?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-48882269288347767442008-07-03T03:25:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:26:01.171-07:00有够愚的…事情发生在我生上，连自己也想笑自己！英文考卷派了下来，大家都开始作答时，我检查了考卷，想看the pearl出些什么…才发现：“eii???做末没有the pearl的？！“很紧张的喊了这句话！结果引来很大的反应…” 那个是在paper2 啊！“老师用广东话加一句：“你醒佐没？“黑心的wengchun 还讲：“你小小声问我不是好咯！我不会跟别人说的嘛！酱大声做末？“ “……”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-4888226928834776744?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-81877231098266951282008-07-03T03:23:00.002-07:002008-07-03T03:24:05.815-07:00明天合唱团要出赛，曼婷问：”你明天去la la la la ~啊？“（表示唱歌）我答：“啊？我明天没有吃lala wor…”(指蚌类）wu ~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-8187723109826695128?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-40620041872283598552008-07-03T03:23:00.001-07:002008-07-03T03:23:29.083-07:00我的书不见了，老师问：“有谁拿了cheejen的书吗？“浩东大大声喊：“他的字很乱，没有人拿的。“我转过头去瞪着他~手上拿着一支笔，假假做了一个要把笔飞过去的动作然后讲：“等下我飞过去你就懂！“他回道：“啊？子贞你会飞的啊？“wu~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-4062004187228359855?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-12820596407746759492008-07-03T03:21:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:22:22.596-07:00一条头发掉在曼婷的书本上…刚好他在揉眼睛。他说：“wow~我的眼睫毛好长。。。”wu~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1282059640774675949?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-51573164108155797782008-07-03T03:20:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:21:16.092-07:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">晚餐有猪肉木耳。我架了一块看到形状怪怪的…变问姐姐：“这是猪的那里啊？”他答：“猪的肉。”wu~~~~</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-5157316410815579778?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-67850892976795359512008-07-03T03:18:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:20:00.617-07:00chemistry上到alloy，老师问是什么bond形成alloy的？浩东说：“james bond!”….wu~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-6785089297679535951?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-60319478624478572952008-07-03T03:16:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:17:56.476-07:00<p>放学后和曼婷到银河（精品店）买东西。当他看到门帘时…..</p> <p>把头和门帘一起放，用手束起门帘。</p> <p>边摸门帘边到说到：“子贞。看，我的头发几长啊！”</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-6031947862447857295?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-56349837552653263772008-07-03T03:15:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:16:21.945-07:00今天上prepositions,英文老师要我们演一段对话，考考我们的comunication skill。关于一个europe的游客问路，他要去time square，我们要告诉他怎么去。老师为了不让我们出猫，定了几项规则。 一，不能说“i dont know”。二，不能说“go by taxi”。三，不能complete silence。四，不能hand gestures.结果，创意的我们还是有应对的方式！ 哈哈。这些是我pui mun和洁如想的…. <p>1）想象time square 就在前面。指着它，然后对游客说：“neh, this is time square lo!”</p> <p>2)“ohh~you want to go time square a ,me too!just fellow me !”</p> <p>3) “you wait for me a ….i call my father to let u know .”</p> <p>这样子不是可以避开说preposition 咯！wu~~~~</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-5634983755265326377?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-13670083302884371392008-07-03T03:14:00.001-07:002008-07-03T03:14:55.659-07:00华文老师教文言文时谈到月亮。他说，月圆之夜发生的犯罪事件特别多。“是有根据的！据说月亮会影响人的情绪！”有点吓人的口吻说到。他告诉我们， lunar是月亮另一个英文名，因为这样疯人也叫做lunatic。我冒了一句：“那么saliormoon 不是全都傻的咯~”hehe…..wu ~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1367008330288437139?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-19938377931088377892008-07-03T03:12:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:13:30.184-07:00英文老师要我们注意自己的课外活动分数，以后很重要的。他说：“i am now to remind u all, that koko marks is very important! so,try to let ur koko crunch marks higher.”这时，frannie 和jovi 就讲：“teacher we don’t want ,we wan honey star!!”wu~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-1993837793108837789?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-23699963918959666132008-07-03T03:11:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:12:25.927-07:00有一位有上中国文学的朋友名叫<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">叶梓文</span>。我们读到《阿Q正传》时，老师讲课讲讲下离题了….谈到关于他家进小偷的事。 他就说：“其实啊，警察要做小偷很容易的。”“那些小贼嘛，犯案手法并不高明，随便找就可以找到<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">指纹</span>啦~那么就可以抓它了嘛！”这位同学听了后，喊道：“不要，不要抓我啊。”wu~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-2369996391895966613?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-39795135010089983332008-07-03T03:09:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:30:37.995-07:00那天和曼婷去茨厂街的星洲分行换稿费。换完后，我们就准备回家。一踏出那里，太阳很晒！ <p>曼婷突然讲：“阿猛！阿猛！eh… 你有没有看过“恶魔在身边？”“huh?做么酱问的？ ”我不明的问。他就回答到：“嘿嘿~恶魔在身边的男主角叫阿猛嘛！阿猛，阿猛！太阳很猛~~ ”wu~~~~~~</p> <p>啊~38噢！，看太多戏了啦！</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-3979513501008998333?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-83796243276826284252008-07-03T03:08:00.000-07:002008-07-04T00:54:50.150-07:00这次是我自己想的。我们在lab做emprical formular的试验。用的material 是magnesium.magnesium是要拿来烧的，烧的时间 花了很久。我们一直在等他有变化，等啊等~~~很闷哪！突然就想了出来：“从前从前…有一个magnesium,他被burn。”讲完了，谢谢。 wu~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-8379624327682628425?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-54418787134157842932008-07-03T03:06:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:34:01.257-07:00浩东问荣进吃巧克力时会不会看到自己的手子？因为荣进很黑，手指的颜色和巧克力一样。wu~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-5441878713415784293?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-83676238902065782292008-07-03T03:04:00.000-07:002008-07-03T03:33:31.452-07:00<span style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 204, 255);"></span><br />那天block class晒了一整天的太阳，我很明显的黑了许多。回家路上，一直摧曼婷走快些，不然又会被那中午的太阳晒得更黑。我告诉她接下来的日子我要做 puteri lilin。她突然杀了一句：“那么我劝你不要晚上出门。” huh???怕黑的话晚上出门不是更适合么？不怕有太阳晒啊。她的回答是：“如果你晚上出门会看不到自己的…..” wu~~~~~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2222058530264874107-8367623890206578229?l=notfunnyla.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>贞的啦~http://www.blogger.com/profile/03557774885665232579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222058530264874107.post-46398351797392096542008-06-27T03:27:00.000-07:002008-11-12T22:50:39.687-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" 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